You really need to go read the entire post about the many ways that the mayonnaise wrestling event that was planned to launch Baconnaise went horribly wrong. It’s an cautionary tale from the nice folks at Bacon Salt.

Along the way, we actually had to test the theory that mayonnaise could sting your skin or eyes - the answer was a surprising no. Justin’s girlfriend also spent two days nonstop making approximately 2,000 slices of bacon. Her house smelled like the inside of a slaughterhouse - for 3 weeks.

The whole post is very funny, but if you’re the impatient type you can just skip to the video, which for some reason I find so hilarious that I’ve already posted it several other places.