Monster Crochet presents the bacon wrap. Genius!

Upon seeing this Instructable, I jumped up and down with pure glee! I mean wow, how many uses could there be for an all bacon placemat?  You probably wouldn’t want to use it as an actual placemat — I can’t see how that would save your table from anything, and you’d have a greasy mess no matter how well you managed to pat the thing dry with paper towels.

I imagine it would make a lovely presentation for a platter of scrambled eggs.  You walk into a brunch and there is a whole mess of eggs atop a gorgeously brown crispy bacon placemat!  That would be egg-cellent.