Did you wake up this morning and think to yourself, “Self, I think I need some underwear made of beef jerky and festooned with rhinestones!”

Well, have we got a treat for you! The designers at mixedspecies have decided to unleash “meat haute couture” on an unsuspecting world and they’ve started with an item they call brief jerky.

The image posted is from the mixedspecies etsy store - I dropped them a line asking for permission to use it last week and didn’t hear back - I’ll remove it if they object.

Another link courtesy of vicarious meatblogger GoshDarnKnit.