Here, a fishstick pleads for, um, something, while being menaced by ketchup:

Eat Me Daily posts about this bizarre attempt to do something or another by the British Food Standards Agency and as a bonus embeds all of the videos in the post for your viewing (pleasure?).

Thanks to BaconToday I finally remembered to post the video of Jon Stewart tasting Baconnaise on the Daily Show on February 25th. Additionally, you now have a step-by-step recipe for Bacon Mayo, should you feel the need to make bacon mayo in the comfort of your own home.